THIS IS THE BLOG, GABBERZ.

I cut the inappropriate ones. But gabby- GUESS WHO WROTE THIS. 

(You'll die.) 

(Hint: it's not a girl.....)

60 Things Guys Should Know About Girls 

1) For all we talk about how hot guys are. We mostly care about there personalities.

2) We are just as shy as you are about relationships.


7) We travel in groups for one of two reasons 1) because we want to share some form of gossip with each other or get advice on something 2) B/c we don't want to get caught by ourselves with you because we won't know what to say and are afraid we'll make a fool of ourselves 

8) MOST girls spend about 15% of the time thinking about a specific guy, 20% thinking about us with tht guy, 25% thinking of how to get that guy to notice us and what to say when we do, 30% of the time TALKING about that guy (even if someone else isn't listening), and 10% of our time doing something else

10) Most girls are under the impression that guys only want skinny girls. So girls get really insecure. Eating disorders develop. If a girl goes that far, love her. Tell her she's perfect. If she thought she had to go that far for you, she loves you.

12) Girls love being called babe.

14) Most girls will drop lots of hints to tell you that they like you, but won't come right out and say" I like you" or "I love you". If you think they like you, there is a good chance they like you.

17) Girls love to feel special, even though they might not show it 


20) Girls love it when a guy pulls them close by the waist 

21) Most girls like a guy that will willing dance with them, even if he doesn't know how 

22) Usually, when a girl is sarcastically mean to you, it means they're attracted to you, but are afraid that they'll be showing too much 

24) Some girls can think about their crushes for 18+ hours straight. No exaggeration 

25) When a guy says something really sentimental, girls will remember it forever 

26) Girls get embarrassed easily, even if guys don't know what the hell just happened. 

27) Girls daydream about their crushes ALL the time. They just don't show it. 

28) When a girl is upset and wants you to listen, she wants you to listen. She doesn't need you to fix it or tell her how to. She just wants you to listen. 

29) When a girl is crying, she feels a lot safer if you pull her close and tell her that everything is going to be all right. And more likely than not, it will endear them to you more than anything else. 

30) Girls love it when guys say their name 

31) Girls love confidence. But not too much confidence. 

33) Girls hate it when other girls flirt. Yet they flirt themselves too. Ah, the beauty of irony 


35) Saying something sweet might get you off the hook; doing something sweet will always get you off the hook. 


37) No matter what you say, your ex-girlfriend is a hoe to us. Not because we don't like your taste in women, because believe me WE do! its just that...we don't want to have to wonder if she is better than us. And if she is a hoe, we are better. So it makes things simple for us. 

38) We are self-conscious by nature; we can't help it. But we CAN try and hide it.

 

40) As far as you are concerned, we are beautiful at all times, and don't tell us different, unless you make it sound like a compliment (even if it isn't) Like, "You were really pretty yesterday when you wore -insert clothing/accessory here-, I think you should wear that more often" 

41) Whatever you do, don't just show up at our house unexpected.

42) DON'T CHEAT ON US. It may seem foolproof, but girls tell each other everything about everything. Trust me, they WILL find out and you will be dirt. 

43) We want you to beware of every male relative and all guy friends. All of them would kick your ass at the drop of a hat, and a lot of them wouldn't even wait for the damn hat. We just don't want you to be too obvious. 

44) We enjoy being kissed by you in front of your friends. It makes us feel like you care a lot about us. 

45) You don't have PMS; so don't act like you know what it's like. Don't try to understand...believe me you never will. 

46) Violent statements like "If that guy keeps looking at you, I'm going to tear his head off" are appealing 

47) We don't want you to say you love us if you don't mean it 

48) We love it when you make eye contact with us while we talk. 


51) Most girls love it when guys ask them for advice. 

52) Girls like it when you tell us what you are thinking, even if you don't understand it yourself 

53) After you've been dating for a while, realize that we really have started to trust you. When you have a girlfriend who truly trusts you, you have a lot more responsibility, privilege and control than you would think. Be careful with it, most guys would kill for that kind of power, and it can be lost in a nanosecond 

54) If she doesn't like that bitch, don't talk to that bitch in front of her. Don't hang out with that bitch. Be all over her when that bitch is in the room.

55.) Make out with her. Tell her you love her, then do it. Don't do it all the time, make it special. Pull her back in when you want to

56) Most men think the chase ends once they have us, but truly it has only just began.You must work even harder to keep us then you do you earn us. We not some trophy you can earn,put on a shelf and admire. You have to care for us like the living human beings we are. You have to tell her you love her all the time. Tell her everyday. Girls are so insecure. YOU HAVE TO FUCKING TELL THEM EVERYDAY. (See 59)

57) Take her on walks. Her perfect date is being with you. You don't have to be doing anything special or expensive.

59)The woman in your life needs to hear how you feel about her, and often. Tell her now 

60)All women are complicated, and it is doubtful any man will ever fully be able to understand us.But we know that, so its going to be ok.